By now you have probably seen the video of conservative celebrity person Kid Rock attempting to shoot up a stack of Bud Light cans from close range and seemingly missing a good percentage of the time. A different celebrity might have been able to buy enough cans to stage a second take after the first went so badly, but not Kid.
By way of explanation, this whole thing started because Bud Light’s advertising team inked a paid sponsorship deal with trans internet celebrity Dylan Mulvaney, a minuscule deal of the usual “hold up our product on camera and pretend you like it” variety that our modern influencer class relies on for sustenance. There was no bigger message behind it than “lots of different folks like our beer so you should probably drink it too,” but conservative media absolutely —-ed their pants over the clip and that’s why Kid Rock was attempting to murder a few cases of purchased beer rather than abide the thought that both he and a trans American were allowed to put the same brand of beer in their drinkholes.