Late Night Snark: 34 Counts Edition
“Well, it happened—Trump surrendered himself to authorities today and was arraigned at the Manhattan criminal court on charges stemming from his hush money payment to adult-film star Stormy Daniels during the 2016 campaign. … The day began with tense scenes in lower Manhattan as throngs of Trump supporters numbering in the tens, or perhaps even the twelves, showed up to just sort of mill around, I guess, where they were outnumbered by both reporters and pigeons. Outside agitator Marjorie Taylor-Greene showed up outside a nearby park to scream and shout like a lunatic, something only a tourist from Georgia would think gets her attention in New York City.”
—Seth Meyers“I know, I know. It feels good. But let’s remember, he’s innocent until proven so, sooooooo guilty.”
—Stephen Colbert
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